traitorfaerie:

I’m having boy problems.

Mostly because I find myself thinking ‘this would be better if he didn’t have a dick’

He’s really nice and a great friend but wow would it be better if he was a girl.

I don’t know what to do. I think I was just desperate for someone to hang out with/make out with (because I enjoy kissing a lot) but then the whole sex thing comes in and penetrative sex is the most boring thing ever.

Maybe ask him to try experimenting a little more? If you guys are only having penetrative sex, of course it’s going to get boring. However, I think that you should be true to yourself and go after what you want and deserve instead of just settling. Because you deserve what you want and deserve

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

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So far, shitty day. I tried asking my manager to give me a set time to come in because him changing the times I come in is fucking with my sleep schedule and now I’ve come into work late 2 times because of it. Not only did he refuse he then told me that if I didn’t like it, I’d “have to choose which job I want to keep”. I just. How fucking hard is it to just have me come in at 6 only in the morning? Or only 8? It’s utterly unreasonable to deny me that. I have to stay up until 1 sometimes 2 in the morning because he can’t give me more hours so I had to find a second job. Just. Fucking. UGH. 

kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

think about that

luxxy-chan:

Meanwhile, at Bronycon
luxxy-chan:

Meanwhile, at Bronycon
luxxy-chan:

Meanwhile, at Bronycon
luxxy-chan:

Meanwhile, at Bronycon
luxxy-chan:

Meanwhile, at Bronycon
luxxy-chan:

Meanwhile, at Bronycon

luxxy-chan:

Meanwhile, at Bronycon

ibelieveingallifrey:

winterblazes:

combat-honey:

The Worindlve

Played by Human GhJack

i can’t fucksing stop laughinb


Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.